how to decide on a programming language, a small guide

javascript: this is supposed to run in a browser

php: this is supposed to run on a webserver

python: you just want to get shit done

c: you like to feel pain

java: you are doing this for money

bash: sheesh, we get it, you really like linux, please shut up

perl: no

rust: you are trans

c++: you don’t even care anymore

pascal: you stopped caring in 1985

excel: i don’t know what you are trying to accomplish but you should stop