tech columnist @ wsj, here to make friends & chew bubblegum (& I'm all out of gum)
catgirl shaped object (it)
✧ live by the sword, die by the sword
✧ follows no-first-use policy
✧ only operates at full capacity within Command Gestalt
I make daily comics & some jokes I'm too lazy to turn into comics.
My immune system has been eating my brain since 2004, so that's fun.
