42. Mostly harmless. AuDHD. Love animals, plants, and nature in general. I am a delicate flower.
Drugs of Choice - Cannabis, Caffeine, and Aspirin.
In the middle like a bird without a beak 🐓 Admin of this here instance 🦖 I have no idea what I'm doing 🦣
Alt Text: Avi is the head of a rooster with a velociraptor's face instead of a beak, seen in profile and looking majestic af. The header is a hilariously inaccurate 19th-century woodcut depicting an iguanodon and a megalosaurus as big lumbering quadrapedal lizards biting each other. Neither of them seems bothered by this, in fact they both are sporting big goofy toothy grins.
Avi by @popartcartoonz
A fair amount of what I say here might be absurd and a little of it might be very serious.
I'm gross.
Would you like to see my toots? https://justmytoots.com/azedand2knots@beige.party
Living on the unceded and unsurrendered land of the Coast Salish peoples.
Avatar is a person with short dark hair, holding a hot dog shaped phone up to their ear.
Banner is a loaded hot dog. In space.
Sorry I'm late, I fell asleep at the bus stop.
Whaddya want fer nothin? I make things up.
Follow me for one-liner's
or two-liners...
…sometimes three-liners?
Former sketch/improv person. I love SciFi, Fantasy, Taskmaster, and One Punch Man.
Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves diversity, equity, and inclusion.
If you know where my name, Logan Five, comes from, I’ll tell you where sanctuary is.
Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)
An inked nerd with ADHD who wandered in and began eating all the cheese. Don't worry, the spiders and snakes don't eat much.
HI, formerly Grimm of twitter, where I did dumb history jokes, occasionally pimped my angry left-ass rock songs, posted absolute tons of filthy invective at right-wing assholes and, I believe, introduced the verb "embitch" to the language.
Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party
If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.
Making nerdy jokes • writes books • (they/them) • BLM/prochoice/🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️• likes comics, scifi, video games
Here's where to find me elsewhere
https://linktr.ee/geekysteven
I was told once that Mastodon is a friendly void that yells back. I really like that.
The world is a big place filled with terrible and wonderful things. I sometimes comment on them at length.
Made 3 people laugh at my HashTagGame entry - Aug 24, 2023.
sentient wheel of cheese
writer, satirist, painfully online.
Same me. Different party. Not a cult.🖖
This is mainly a Bob's burgers fan account.
Joined Nov 10, 2022
#F5F5DC
#HelloTal
#AdventuresWithGrimace
A funny-looking queer neurodivergent loner living in the South Coast of Australia. As an avid bird enthusiast, gird your loins for lots of birb photos. I love all things nature, science (especially physics and astronomy), and silly humour, and I'm a voracious reader always on the lookout for recommendations. Just looking for a good social media platform with enjoyable and meaningful exchanges.
Psmith is a pseudonym.
Age does not touch me. I am the undying vampire, older than men, older than the trees, younger only than the bare rock of the mountains.
I feed on the blood of the innocent & renew myself eternally. In medieval Hungary I was Szmilágyi the Impaler; in Imperial China I reigned for a century as Sma Li the Terrible. In caveman days I hunted my human prey saddled upon a sabre-toothed Smilodon.
I am the undying nightmare of humankind. I do not age.
I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA IN 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. CONNECTIONS TO CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. CW FOR ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
